I'm Back, Everyone!

(First, the good news: the American prison system works!)

Dear Readers,
Your friendly friendship therapist has been locked up for the last few years because like Henry Thoreau, I didn't pay taxes.  Including sales tax.  When I bought hot dogs at the zoo and those fascists tried to charge me 10% on top of the sales price, I subtracted the 10 cents from the amount (in quarters) I intended to pay them.

Needless to say, a bunch of cops kicked down my living room door in 2009 for tax evasion.

Neighbor's (Dale) photo from across the street

After an arduous trial in which I represented myself, I was convicted and sent to the Joliet Prison.

While incarcerated I learned a lot more about friendship that I am happy to relate to you in the months to come while I re-learn all my internet passwords.  (Note to self: in the future try to refrain from only using 4 letter expletives.)




In the meantime, please feel free to send me your queries while I work on getting my medical license back.

I am also selling some personal items to pay the $86,000 I owe in back taxes to Uncle Sam.  I included pictures and prices for these gems.  Feel free to bid on them.

     

                 

Last, when I tell people at my Korean church that I just got out of jail, I am often greeted with this question: "Did you find Islam?"  The answer is a big no.  But what I did find was an exhaustive desire to answer my fans' queries on my blog.

Looking forward to hearing from all of you!

Carpe the Diem,
Prisoner #768984

PS: I don't have a bank account since my assets were frozen so I can't use Paypal for transactions.  If you wish to send me money, use money orders or simply send cash in the mail.