Why Does My Cat Lick Me?

Query: Why does my cat lick me?

Answer: Sometimes it's for the salt on you skin, but most often it's a sign that they have accepted you as part of their family, the same way they wash each other.

From: http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:D1TvEZ2ACg0J:home.att.net/~kathfreeman/faqs.html+why+does+my+cat+lick+me&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Why Does My Belly Button Smell?

Query: Why does my belly button smell?

Answer: "It's because your belly button is warm and moist because it never gets fresh air ( if you have an inner, which I do ) and that is the ideal home for bacteria, so what you smell is the odor of the waste that the bacteria gives off after eating the sweat... It's very similar to your armpits or when you sweat and don't take a shower."

From: http://www.blurtit.com/q289878.html

You're Welcome, America

I've been so busy these days with electric shock treatments and lobotomies that I often don't have time to individually address every query that comes through my inbox.

I still want to give something back to humanity though, so I decided that I would do the next best thing. I am going to offer you answers to your Google searches. That's right, jerkface!

Each day I am going to pick the most interesting query I can and offer you the answer based on the internet's response. Check it out below!