Mr. Snarifn,
I’m writing to you because I have a dilemma. It’s my son’s 10th Birthday and I promised to rent him horses for his party. It’s a family tradition I don’t want to break. My parents did it for me. Caleb and his friends will have a blast, I know it! But, my husband thinks it’s too expensive and too dangerous. What should I do? I don’t want to ruin my son’s special day?

You want to keep everyone happy? One word: Donkey.
It’s a more exotic animal, who’s less intelligent and more compliant. One advantage is that they’re easier to clean up after. Kids love’em!
---Snarfin
Pretty sure that's a terrible idea.
ReplyDeleteThe look on that kid's face is priceless!
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