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I am a licensed therapist with a thriving practice in Illinois. As a youth I didn't have any friends but as I got older I found ways to make people like me. Since then I have taken it upon myself to fix other peoples' friendship problems. I like to drive long distances in my car with no destination in mind, just until the gas runs out of my car. Afterwards, I will often abandon the car and walk home.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Vain Friend

Rickisthemanxx@cox.net to advisegi9@gmail.com
Hi Snarf-man,
My mom always told me not to look at things as "problems" but to instead call them "opportunities." I have a unique opportunity. People always tell me I'm the good-looking one and girls always give me the most attention when I go out with my bros.

My opportunity is that my bros always get jealous of me when chicks like me better. What should I do?
Hey Rick! One day someone is going to take the opportunity to punch you in the face. Then you're going to have a real problem, like habitual blood in your stool.

One more tip. This one's on the house: stop using the word "bro."
---Snarfin
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5 comments:

  1. E-FunkOctober 20, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    WHy do uhave blood in ur stool, dude?

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  2. RickOctober 20, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Fuck this blog

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  3. Firefly FlixOctober 20, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Which dude is supposed to be the good-looking one ehre?

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  4. GluehornKSOctober 20, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    This site is hilariouis!

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  5. KevinOctober 20, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    I won't tell you that I love you
    Kiss or hug you
    Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
    I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
    Just like a chick in the casino
    Take your bank before I pay you out
    I promise this, promise this
    Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

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