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I am a licensed therapist with a thriving practice in Illinois. As a youth I didn't have any friends but as I got older I found ways to make people like me. Since then I have taken it upon myself to fix other peoples' friendship problems. I like to drive long distances in my car with no destination in mind, just until the gas runs out of my car. Afterwards, I will often abandon the car and walk home.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

You're Welcome, America

I've been so busy these days with electric shock treatments and lobotomies that I often don't have time to individually address every query that comes through my inbox.

I still want to give something back to humanity though, so I decided that I would do the next best thing. I am going to offer you answers to your Google searches. That's right, jerkface!

Each day I am going to pick the most interesting query I can and offer you the answer based on the internet's response. Check it out below!

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