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I am a licensed therapist with a thriving practice in Illinois. As a youth I didn't have any friends but as I got older I found ways to make people like me. Since then I have taken it upon myself to fix other peoples' friendship problems. I like to drive long distances in my car with no destination in mind, just until the gas runs out of my car. Afterwards, I will often abandon the car and walk home.

Friday, January 24, 2014

I Hate My House Guests!

Hello Richard,
We have had houseguests for a week. They are (thankfully) leaving today. It’s my husband’s friend and his wife. I expected our place to be their crash pad, and that we would hang out in limited amounts. But instead they have wanted to hang out every evening after work.

I thought we made it clear when they planned their trip that we would be busy with work and would have limited time to hang out with them.  Am I being a bitch because I don’t want to spend my nights hanging out with this couple after a long day of work?

Confused,
Kathy



Howdy Kathy,
Be grateful that you have a job and a house to share with guests.  

I just got out of prison and now my black PO is breathing down my neck to accept the fry guy job down at Arby’s. 

I have a college education and yet the US government won’t let me have a checking account.  Also, I think I may have Diphtheria.

Sincerely,
Snarfin


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