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I am a licensed therapist with a thriving practice in Illinois. As a youth I didn't have any friends but as I got older I found ways to make people like me. Since then I have taken it upon myself to fix other peoples' friendship problems. I like to drive long distances in my car with no destination in mind, just until the gas runs out of my car. Afterwards, I will often abandon the car and walk home.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Building a Friend(ship)

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Hey Dr. Snarfin,
This is a professional question. I am an integrative mind/body therapist. I would like to know what techniques you employ to gain a patient’s trust?


Excellent question. I secure my patients’ trust by not falling asleep for at least the first two sessions. After that, all bets are off.
--Snarfin
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5 comments:

  1. Elliott Tilden, MDSeptember 9, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    As an actual licensed therapist I take offense at your web site, you and your entire take on the profession. I have gone through your blog pages and I find them reprehensible, sophmoric, mean-spirited and at the very least dangerous. You should not only never give advice again you should be thrown out of the medical field.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Whoops

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  3. JaredSeptember 9, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    WHo cares? he's funny

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  4. Jane LSeptember 9, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    I don't care if you are a therapist, licensed or not, you have no right to treat people like they are dirt. I hope I never run into you in real life.

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  5. RachelSeptember 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same?”
    Matthew 5:43-46

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