Rich,
My bff and co-worker just recently broke up with his boyfriend, Rico, and now Rico is calling me to hang out on his yacht, go to pool parties at his house, and pay for dinners at the Golf Club, etc.
I’m straight, but I’m afraid my best friend will think I’m going behind his back. I’m stuck on what to do?
It’s the new millennium and having a gay “sugar daddy” says, “I’m no bigot.” If your best friend was any friend at all, he’d want you to be happy.
You ever hear of the expression “Don’t sweat the small stuff?” Well, here’s a variation on another expression, “You CAN have your cake and eat it too.” Congrats!
---Snarfin
Yeah, good job on being gay.
ReplyDeleteQue rico, muchacho
ReplyDeleteOnce again, entirely worthless advice, Snarfin. You're well on your way to mediocrity.
ReplyDeletePraying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. (Ephesians 6:18)”
ReplyDeleteI love you, Snarfin.
ReplyDeleteRichard, I think it's time you seriously looked into finding an occupation that you might better be suited for. Like one of those guys who clean monkey shit for a living.
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