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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Co-Worker Birthday Friend

lewiskyxxxxxxx@yahoo.com to advisegi9@gmail.com
Bill, my co-worker, is turning 60 next week. Do you have any fun birthday ideas you can suggest?

Do a pirate-themed party. Fashion a treasure map and send it to the office. Then, put an inflatable shark and/or crocodile pool float toy in Bill's room.

For the next week grow a beard, sport eye liner and remember to tie a bandana around your head. Last, on Bill's actual birthday deposit a trunk full of precious rubies and jewels in Bill's car with a piece of parchment that reads, "Booty."
---Snarfin
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8 comments:

  1. lewiskySeptember 3, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    But I am a woman.

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  2. Richard SnarfinSeptember 3, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    Then draw on a beard incremently as the week goes on. Jesus. Get some imagination.

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  3. lewiskySeptember 3, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Also, Bill is 60 years old. Why would he want to have a pirate-themed birthday party?

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  4. Richard SnarfinSeptember 3, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Who wouldn't want a pirate-themed party? They're a blast. Have you been to one?

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  5. lewiskySeptember 3, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    You're an idiot.

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  6. Richard SnarfinSeptember 3, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    You're a jerk.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 8, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    HAHAH

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  8. Kenny KSeptember 10, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    Those are some hot pirates, yo. NOT

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