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I am a licensed therapist with a thriving practice in Illinois. As a youth I didn't have any friends but as I got older I found ways to make people like me. Since then I have taken it upon myself to fix other peoples' friendship problems. I like to drive long distances in my car with no destination in mind, just until the gas runs out of my car. Afterwards, I will often abandon the car and walk home.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Helpful Friend

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Dear Richard Snarfin,
Sometimes my friend, Jeff, gives me money for no reason. A lot of money too. He says he dosnt want it back but I feel uncomfortable anyway. Should I ask him to stop?

Why stop now? You’ve already had sex with your friend, Jeff. And it sounds like both of you liked it and you got paid, which is the important thing.

Now, all you gotta remember to do is report this income on your taxes as ‘other’. No use going to jail for hooking.
---Snarfin
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7 comments:

  1. JennyAugust 18, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    Your advice is insane. This person didn't say anything about prostitution. Where did you get that idea?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 18, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    Great advice. Once again. Snarfin.

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  3. WilliamAugust 18, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    You should not be a counselor of anything.

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  4. Patrice HAugust 18, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Ummmmm.... Bizarree

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  5. EveAugust 18, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    I don't think I have ever known anyone with the last name Snarfin.

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  6. JerryAugust 18, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    The guy in Thunder Cats was named Snarfin

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  7. EveAugust 19, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    I forgot all about that show. I I loved that show...

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