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I am a licensed therapist with a thriving practice in Illinois. As a youth I didn't have any friends but as I got older I found ways to make people like me. Since then I have taken it upon myself to fix other peoples' friendship problems. I like to drive long distances in my car with no destination in mind, just until the gas runs out of my car. Afterwards, I will often abandon the car and walk home.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Sexually Frustrated Friends

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Dear Rich Snarfin,
Do you think it is possible for a man and a woman to ever be friends without sexual tension destroying the relationship?


Sure do. Here is a great way to nip that frustrating friendship sexual tension in the bud.

Ladies: Be ugly.
Men: Have no earning potential.

There you go. Now you got a platonic friend for life…
---Snarfin
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 27, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    OH. MY. GOD.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 27, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    I can't tell which one is uglier.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    The guy.

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  4. Karen AnnAugust 27, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    In "When Harry Met Sally" they argue about this the whole movie. By the end of the movie Bily Crystal realizes he does love his best friend who happens to be a girl.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 28, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    Nope. No matter how ugly she is, dudes are attracted to chicks. Fact.

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