This is Randy. I think my friend Doug just joined a cult. Here's why: He shaved his head, sold his house and donated all the proceeds to some secret organization that he won't tell me the name of.
He keeps babbling on and on about "The Bloody Second Coming of the Nephilim" and always tries to get me to go these weird meetings in the woods with him. What do you think?
Dear Snakebite,(Snakebite is the nickname I thought of for you. Just go with it.) Your friend isn't in a cult. Cults don't exist anymore. I am not sure if they ever did.
The best thing for you to do is to ignore Doug's desperate efforts to get attention. Go to the woods with him and check out the meetings. You'll probably meet some cool people there with interesting things to talk about.
---Snarfin
Are you f---ing nuts? Of course there are cults. Look at Jim Jones! David Koresh! Seriously, Randy beware of this cult! Richard is iout to lunch. Once again.
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