No One's Friend

KyleHxxxx@hotmail to advisegi9@gmail.com
Dear Mr. Snarfin,
I am wildly successful and good-looking. I have a hot girlfriend, an expensive car and a luxury condo with a fixed 30-year mortgage interest rate of 4 percent. I work out every day so my body is toned and defined.

Here is my problem. Sometimes I think I have too many friends because I have to turn down all kinds of social engagements and parties every weekend. You’ve probably never had this question before but how do you determine which friends to keep and which ones to cut?


Dear Kyle,
Go fuck yourself.
---Snarfin